This is no Large Mind thingie for small minded people. No, this is a Small Mind® workshop for people who have gargantuan egos, minds, and pocketbooks!
Schedule: April 1, 2012
6 am - sitting (graduated extra charge for zafu, bench, and chair respectively)
7 am - I explain how I am THE vessel, source, or whatever
8 am - collection of cash, credit cards, PINs
9 am - chewing gum
10 am - sitting
11 am - shitting
12 am - lunch - significant extra charge, there is no free lunch
1 pm - I explain how you must tell all your 'friends' that I am THE vessel, source, or whatever - and get them to sign up next year.
2 pm - now just go away for a year (but earn lots of money for next time!)
As a result of this intensive (e.g. in tents experience), you will finally no longer get the big picture. You will no longer care, or wish to know, what is happening on the other side of the world, the other side of the nation, the other side of the state, the other side of town, the other side of the street, or the other side of the coin. In fact, you will no longer have a single coin anywhere to worry about!
On the other hand, you will finally be able to put your foot down.