Friday, August 15, 2008

Today

A younger person, obviously in the serious pursuit of the great answer (which Swami alone knows) to life's ultimate mystery (which Swami alone has exhaustively enumerated each facet thereof in an extensive series of rather expensive Swami books), asked Swami if Swami could render unto him, at a reasonable discount, that pinnacle of esoteric assistance which was so highly valued by so many throughout the entire civilized world (as seen on TV).

To remain completely honest to the word reasonable, Swami first carefully looked at him with the precise Swami eyes of rigorous and critical evaluation for a considerable time and then produced a carefully measured reply which was completely perfect in the harmonious manifestation of the melodious utterance: "No."

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